1. Eat Pineapple
Causes severe anphalaxic shock
2. Look at my son's Facebook page
Causes severe heartbreak
3. Buy anything expensive
Causes financial crisis (and it usually turns out to be a big mistake - like the painting I bought from Rolf Harris)
4. Diet
Causes me to gain weight
5. Care about the world/politics/animal cruelty/homelessness/poverty
Causes frustration and tears, because however I try to help it's never enough.
6. Live in a small house
Causes avalanches of books/foodstuffs/clothes/china
7.Retire
Causes a feeling of uselessness
8. Be lazy
Causes a downward spiral into lethagy
9. Run a marathon
Causes a shock, because of my rheumatiod arthritus, I can hardly walk!
I dream I can run sometimes
10. Blog when fed up
Causes a drop off in readers
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